Grandmas and all your friends
relight your cigarette
Grandmas and all that
refill your glass
Grandmas with no children
turn off the television (for a sec’)
Grandmas with no children
we’ll be your grandkids
Grandmas with no children
you still so grand
Grandmas with no grandchildren
you who never needed a man
sing to us
so we may rise beyond our mistakes
and though legless stand
Or… What else can we do?
Grandmas, we await your command