No one likes January. And if they do, they’re probably a masochist who engages in Albert Fish-esque activities like sticking a thorny rose up their urethra or they’re a person with money who can stay inside and not have to be subjected to the full weight of the cold. At best, they’re someone who lives in a tropical climate or select parts of California. But, … Continue reading Giorni della Merla: An Italian Legend That Not Only Offers a More Folkloric Take on Groundhog Day, But Also Proves January is a Cunt