
“30th Birthday Party” by Jackie Sherbow
The acceleration of gravity is 9.875 m/s2 and after 4 beers I’ll fall on Jackson Heights concrete. My ankle boots cost $30 “on-sale from 80” and I’ll vow to throw them in the trash (which I will do, the next day, hungover). I’ll yell about the “military- industrial shoe complex.” The ABV is 4.5% and that didn’t use to do it. I’ll blame the shoes, … Continue reading “30th Birthday Party” by Jackie Sherbow