Nature Channel Narrator by M. A. Istvan Jr.

We dance and sing Jackson’s Thriller, attempting to rile the black whore cracked out against the trestle fencing. Camera full zoom, she yells “Ya’ll niggas on some anti-horny shit!” My buddy and I buckle in laughter. “Don’t be deceived,” I tell the viewer. “Our subject, species toothless-wonder, is not just spewing nonsense here. This is an attempt to attack us for not treating her as … Continue reading Nature Channel Narrator by M. A. Istvan Jr.