Well-coffined corpse seeks permanent relationship without attachments or bother. Will consider crypt-sharing. Recently deceased widower drug and disease free with good sense of humor would like to meet down to earth never been married pansexual. Will answer all. Would like to meet fugly soul-searcher interested in watersports and rolling on the floor while laughing their asses off. Those fresh off the boat need not bother. … Continue reading If Obituaries Were Like Personal Ads by Richard Weaver