Psychoanalysis by Jeffrey Zable

Yes, I was in psychoanalysis with Doctor Freud to try to cure me of the paralysis in my right hand which was obviously psychologically induced since all the hospital doctors could not find a cause. And then, one time while lying there, I rememberedopening my parents’ bedroom door with that handand witnessing my mother, completely nude,in the arms of Jack, the ice cream man. Unfortunately, this remembrance had … Continue reading Psychoanalysis by Jeffrey Zable

Part of the Human Condition by Jeffrey Zable

The professor was explaining that when we die we don’t get to watch any more game shows, sporting events or soap operas on television. Nor do we get to eat our favorite snacks like yogurt, Cheez-Its and PowerBars, but that we do get to talk with a friend—who’s still alive—via walkie-talkie between the hours of two a.m. and five a.m. when a lot of people are sleeping: this on Mondays and Tuesdays, and … Continue reading Part of the Human Condition by Jeffrey Zable