Dr. Patient self-diagnoses by Richard Weaver

an enviable array of illnesses, specializing in syndromes, from AHS (Alien Hand Syndrome) to ZES (Zollinger-Ellison Syndrome), certain of his skill in the way that certain people always are and have no choice and must certainly be. He has always been wildly allergic to doubt, never second guesses a decision, and has no Plan B. Even for someone such as himself with an advanced case … Continue reading Dr. Patient self-diagnoses by Richard Weaver

If Obituaries Were Like Personal Ads by Richard Weaver

Well-coffined corpse seeks permanent relationship without attachments or bother. Will consider crypt-sharing. Recently deceased widower drug and disease free with good sense of humor would like to meet down to earth never been married pansexual. Will answer all. Would like to meet fugly soul-searcher interested in watersports and rolling on the floor while laughing their asses off. Those fresh off the boat need not bother. … Continue reading If Obituaries Were Like Personal Ads by Richard Weaver