Per Orwell’s Warning, Language Continues to be Rendered Meaningless as Evidenced by the Meeting of the “Minds” at the Oval Office

Perhaps even more eerily accurate and increasingly prescient with the passage of time than George Orwell’s 1984 is his essay entitled “Politics and the English Language.” As only Orwell, in all his deftness, could describe the core of the problem of how we wield language, he commences the thesis as follows: Most people who bother with the matter at all would admit that the English … Continue reading Per Orwell’s Warning, Language Continues to be Rendered Meaningless as Evidenced by the Meeting of the “Minds” at the Oval Office

Donald Trump Poetry Sequence 3: “The Musical Trump” by Stuart Jay Silverman

THE MUSICAL TRUMP* With a horn unencumbered of mute, The Donald is forte on toot. His bass is sublime As he farts marking time. When he tinkles to end, he’s a flute. *trump, my brother-in-law informs me, in the U.K. is slang for “fart” AND SPEAKING OF… He’s a businessman versed in the arts, And a melter of feminine hearts. The Trump has no rival, His … Continue reading Donald Trump Poetry Sequence 3: “The Musical Trump” by Stuart Jay Silverman

Donald Trump Poetry Sequence 2: “The Donald Issues An Apology-Cum-Explanation-Cum-Clarification in the Manner of McGonagall” by Stuart Jay Silverman

THE DONALD ISSUES AN APOLOGY-CUM-EXPLANATION-CUM-CLARIFICATION IN THE MANNER OF MCGONAGALL “Those who know me know I would not dare ever Refer thoughtlessly about a lady’s wherever, In the sense, that is, of thoughtless disparagement Of her lady parts, which are in marriage meant To solace and give comfort to her wedded spouse Because to do otherwise would label the speaker a louse. So, Megyn, these words are … Continue reading Donald Trump Poetry Sequence 2: “The Donald Issues An Apology-Cum-Explanation-Cum-Clarification in the Manner of McGonagall” by Stuart Jay Silverman

Donald Trump Poetry Sequence 1: “Making America Grate Again” by Stuart Jay Silverman

A QUESTION OF CLASS In the heat of the fray, Donald Trump, Who called Rosie a slob and a frump, Turned from mere polliwog Into virulent frog Oozing toxins from high on a stump. DONALD DUCKS THE QUESTION By “wherever,” he said, he meant, “nose,” When the hormonal question arose,           He just couldn’t be rude, Or so vulgar, or lewd, … Continue reading Donald Trump Poetry Sequence 1: “Making America Grate Again” by Stuart Jay Silverman